So I was going through some old Web pages I developed for personal use and check out this gem from 1997 on MOSAIC!! That was when I was http pump’n on wordpad. WOW how things change. I was 22 years old and just learning, what looks like, the english language. Check out what was my “Credits Page”:
“JOEY produced the shebang, helped with the graphics, sampled sounds from the net that is at least 5 years old with MOSAIC, refused to work on any HTML editor, thanks god for Vic-20 and Commador, wrote his middle school ideas down in the wordpad in Windows 95, used pictures he stole except the pictures of himself that was taken from his girlfriends AMIT M. and DAVE K. JOEY tries to know everything about computers but without MATT H., ZAC B., and DUFFY C. he wouldn’t crap. LOONEY is the only friend with any real knowledge about HTML and presently has all the talent in our house and is presently being a mailman. MATT H. is the only 100% Grade ‘A’ pork boy who know much about hacking so thanks for the shiat. Without my really, really good close brothers like AMIT(BROTHER#1), C. CIRCO(BROTHER#2), DAVE(BROTHER#3), M. KRAMER(LIL BRO), LOONEY(LIL, LIL BRO), Leslie, TOM H.(GOLF BOY), AND BRENDA(LIL SIS), my life would be a cesspool of crap. And without these people in my life: HOLLY W., B. DANA, SARAH BELLE , KATIE (Circo who?), MATT (brenda’s man), A. COX(hey babe), MARLES(sweety), JERMEY, SUPERMAN, MARK R., CHRIS H.(freshman homecoming), MIKE B., BILL P., NICK G.(elem. to middle school friend…where ever you are, be cool), BILL P.(lego boy), CHRISTANNA, MIKE (GOLF BOY 2), JAMZ, RENO(you still cheated in the first grade race), AL(thanks fo bucky), MATT D., FATHER GERRY AND FATHER DAVE, BECKY Q., JON M., RACHEL C., E. CASPER, FIESTER, HEIDI(lil, lil sis), CHAD G.(LANDBOY), VICTORIA, BOB G., C. JONES, MARLEE, PAUL, BRAD, DEB, THAT ONE GUY, BETH, PAUL F(FREELAND), SCOTT, OTT, LaBARBRA, T. BARNS, T. CHELZ, CHAD(the other big guy in studio), DAN D.(dean of landscape), D. LAW, ENVD, DA REST OF THE LANDSCAPE ARCHITECTS, TRIANGLE FRATERNITY ESPECIALLY: DUFFY C., ZAC B., (thanks you 2), LOONEY(roommate/my bitch), FISH AND JOSE(ediger): (my boys), McAFEE(da bears), CARSON, DAMON P., MIKE B., TIM D., ALAN G., KAM, MANN, TIM P(the naked)., SPEEDY RAMIREZ, RATLIFF(my main man), JOE RICE, SCOTT T.(mst3k man), MIKE ORR(swamp ass), and my hero STEVE(aka. cook, cookie, superfreak, my hoe). I would also like to thank my MOMMY and DADDY for the birth thing because if wasn’t, I wouldn’t prevail. Also props to my two younger sisters LITTLE ANGEL AND GOONIE, loves you guys. Also DAVES’ girlfriends COCONUT and BUFFY(my dogs). PEACE TO GRANDPA R AND GRANDMA W……..LOVE YOU. All my ex girlfriends(all of the JENNYs and…well…a…all 4 JENNYS and one CHRISTINA), thanks for the experience and showing a little bit what love is. I would also like to thank my BLANKY(still have it), DUKES OF HAZZARD, KNIGHT RIDER, MST3K, ELLE(thats all that triggers me, wow momma), SUPERMAN, KEVIN SMITH(my hero and mentor), STEVEN SPELBURG, DANEAL HIRSH(sensi), BRUCE LEE, JACKE CHAN, CHUCK NORRIS, SUMO WRESTLING, WWF, WCW, ULIMATE WARRIOR, NWO, BRUTUS THE BARBER BEEFCAKE, HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN, NEBRASKA FOOTBALL, KANSAS ST., DILBERT, DOOG AND BLAIR, GODFATHERS PIZZA(mickie, jon, rob, jon, THE COUNTER GIRLS), GOOFY, HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS, PEANUT THE MUPPET, GARFIELD, BRUSEL SPROUTS, HIGHLANDER, HUCULES and XENA, BRAVEHART, RED GREEN SHOW, MAGIC THE GATHERING, SIMBAD and BILL COSBY, TRANSFORMERS, LEGOS, NIKE, DAVID ROBINSON(spurs), TOMMY FRAZIER, PETER BROS, WILSON ATHLETICS, RILEY and DOUGLAS COUNTY SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT, BOB DOLE(well, the CONAN O’BRAIN SHOWS one), DAVE LETTERMAN(fellow dork), MUJIBUR AND SIRAJUL(thanks for the autograph), JON WEFALD, BMG MUSIC SERVICE, PLAYBOY AND PENTHOUSE, TRIANGLE BATHROOM, YUGOS, ASPHALTIC CURBS(don’t or D. DAY will do some ass kicking), SAFE SEX, ANARCHY, ABOLISHMENT OF TUITION FEES, SMALL PARKS, DC COMICS, GENOCIDE, ED’S MILLION DOLLAR GIVE-A-WAY, SLOW MODEMS, ARM FORCES, THE HOFFMANN’S BIG DAMN BOOK OF SHEER MANLINESS (my bible), BAD MOVIES(keep making them), FIREWORKS, GOLF, HORSE RACING, THE WORLD’S STRONGEST MAN CONTEST, STEAK(aka. BEEF….ahhahahhhaaa…), THE WEBER GRILL, A1 STEAK SAUCE, COLEMAN CAMPING GEAR, DRIMMLE DRILL, 80′S ROCK(not pop!!!!), HIP HOP RAP(no gangster rap), ALTERNATIVE MUSIC(no pearl or ner.), ELERICTRONICA MUSIC, POP, COLLEGE MUSIC, FISHING, WD-40, DUCT TAPE, ZIPPOS, JOHN WAYNE, ABBOTT & COSTELLO, SONY, KARATE, JAY AND SILENT BOB, MACK TRUCKS, POKER, B E E R, VELVET PICTURE OF POKER DOGS, BASS PRO, WOMEN(all kinds), QUENTIN TARANTINO(the actor and writer, not the director), THE INTERNATIONAL HURLING SOCIETY, WALT DISNEY, NBA, ATLANTA FALCONS, HACKERS, JAPANESE ANIMATION, TEAM ASKEW, FOREPLAY, LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL, DRAGONS, DON JUAN, COLORADO(just the state), SANDHILLS OF NEBRASKA, BUCKY THE TRAVELING SNOWMAN, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, MICHAEL JORDAN, THE MAN AND ART OF LAWRENCE HALPRIN, DAVE’S MOM, SHAFT, RAINBIRD IRRIGATION SYSTEM, VAN DAMN, STUFF, THINGS, MORTAL KOMBAT, CLUTCH FOR MY CAR, SANTA CLAUSE, Q-TIP, ANSEL ADAMS, NINTENDO, MY HAIR, CD’S, LANDSCAPE NURSERIES, KERMIT, PEZ, THE CONCEPT OF THE CROW(the movie), CHRIS BAKER RADIO PROGRAM, HOOTERS, FREE BEER AND HOT WINGS, STUPID PEOPLE, BAD DATES, AIR MOSES, EDUCATION, CONSPIRES OF LIFE, CHRISTIAN MUSIC, POPCORN AND POP, THE CONCEPT OF ANNEXATION OF RUN-ON SENTENCES, DAVE MATTEWS, REMOTE CONTROLS, AVIGOTO’S NUMBER, MR. LYKE, THANK IOWANS OF DRIVING BADLY, AND FOR MY LOVE…I hope she knows…”
Oh God…I am a GEEK!!!
Still a nerd…:)